Monday, April 09, 2007

My Weird Dreams

Over the weekend, I had very weird but funny dreams. Here is the first one. I dreamt that I was a student studying in a high school. There was a huge plot being planned by unscrupulous management to have total control of all students through the injection of an "obedience" virus. I happened to find out about this scam and tried to warn all the students about it during the day the virus was launched. Many students fled the school and the whole institution became all chaotic. Unfortunately, the instigator found out about my whereabouts (was trying to rescue some girls from the female toilet then). A killer was sent. I caught a glimpse of the killer behind the toilet door and instructed all the girls to lie low. He missed the first few shots. Then he reloaded and tried again. This time, i met my destiny! Was wounded and captured and placed into an incubator........(music..more music..somebody's handphone...I was awakened!)

Here is the second one.

Exams were over and all my classmates were roaming around campus doing nothing. I do not know why but was tasked to wash hair for 3 persons; a girl called Yvonne, Jenny and Adrian. Yvonne was the first to get my hair salon service. I was totally unprepared when she came in. I couldn't even find the shampoo. After lots of searching, managed to dig it out from somewhere. So, I started. Put the shampoo and then spread the lather to the rest of the head. Oops, where was my shower head? From afar, at the corner of my eye, I saw a small basin with a shower head so I dragged her to get her head washed. Water was dripping and I realised there was no towel!!! But as with all dreams, the problem was solved instantaneously. Suddenly, 2 towels appeared in my hands. The ordeal was not very pleasant for Yvonne due to the unpreparedness. However, she was very encouraging and offered some advice at the end of the service. Next came Jenny. This time, things were smoother......(ding dong, the message tone from my handphone went off...I wondered why did people like to call me when I am dreaming...I woke up!)

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